I need a short comedic monologue?
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Is it rude for someone to invite themselves over for dinner constantly?
You could say: "Thursday isn't a good night for us, but we'll be in touch." Of course that leaves it open for him to call back -- at which time you can repeat "That night isn't good for us, sorry." He'll get the hint. It is rude that he constantly invites himself over. Either he's a thoughtless clod, OR he's just lonely and enjoys your company (and your food!). Either way, you can just simply say "No, that's not good for us." politely each time he asks. You should probably also add: "WE'LL call you when we can make plans." That way he gets the idea that it's up to you to invite him, not the other way around. If you wouldn't mind meeting him for dinner somewhere once in a while (just not at your house), you could also counter his self-invite with: "We're not up for company in the house tonight, but how about we meet at a restaurant for dinner? We'll go dutch." If he realizes he's not getting a free meal, he may stop inviting himself. However, one thing to keep in mind -- your husband may be sending mixed signals (by not saying No more clearly). Your husband may be saying things like, "Let's get together," or "Why don't you come back over sometime," or something similar -- which gives the guy the idea that his self-invites and visits are welcomed. OR he may be inviting the guy over outright and is just telling you the guy invited himself. You need to make sure your husband can clearly say No to this guy's self-invites or they may continue happening.
How do I tell if I am bothering someone or not? Why does she never text first?
If she never texts first that's a wrong sign, probably an indication that she don’t wanna talk . Well, if you're a guy, know that girls have a lot of guys like you and me who are there to talk to them. Also they have their own friends to keep chatting chatting. A thought about us might hit them once in a while so we're being neglected or not being noticed so we should take care of our self-respect and leave that.Signs that you are bothering someone.1- He/She doesn't reply quick. Notice if they have seen you're message or maybe not, but they would reply later.2- Replies like Ohh, Hmm are pretty confirming. I hate such replies. Or maybe you're putting long texts and the other person is replying with a short sentence.3- Notice if they are only answering your texts like the “cleverbot” (search on google)and not initiating something new.4- He/she doesn't use emojis while chatting.5- Try to shift to different topics and see if it works.Now If you really feel like you're bothering them and it feels embarrassing. Just walk off and never enter that conversation, I mean NEVER...There are more than 7 billion people you can interact with and chatting is already said to be a poor type of conversation,In real life if you talk to someone , you would clearly notice their emotions …and what they want.So better walk out of the house and talk to your friends, take to your parents , they really need your company, notice if they feel like alone. Talk to someone new.Thanks for your question